Item Ideas I had while procrastinating.
Spring Toed Boots
Boots with a spring beneath the ball of your feet. Increases jump height, decreases ability to stand up. You can't take them off.
A wafer that you consume. Once eaten you cannot die, and you cannot hurt a fly. You are no longer capable of holding anything that could remove a person's limb... Guess you're eating with your hands.
Bad Water Nozzle
You actually are incapible of doing things with three's. Like how the third Item here is a cop-out because I'm out of ideas... Valve.
Rings of Binding
A 3 melted together rings that go on one's thumb, pointer, and middle finger. Greatly increases magic damage, but literally turns your hand to stone.